i like...

strange boys.

what i want to be when i grow up.

if i could be anything in this world wide world.. anything at all.
i would be.



love.

music with strangers....

i had the pleasure of sitting down with 2 amazing musicians that i ran into at the hotel cafe. (plug - http://www.hotelcafe.com/) tim jones, and walker young. they just put together a new band, truth and salvage co. takes me back home....

i was a very very lucky girl, to sit at the piano with each of them. brilliant, just brilliant.

p.s. they are going on tour with the black crowes.. yup. http://www.uhmazing.com/

www.myspace.com/truthandsalvageco

oh yeah, you are welcome... in advance.

♥

-dani

learn.

if it's a broken part, replace it
if it's a borken arm, then brace it
if it's a broken heart, then face it

geaux tigers feaux cheaux

i would like to send a very provocative congratulations to the lsu tigers baseball team for making it to the college world series. this is for the ENTIRE baseball team.

i ♥

youbest.

and the game is called....

bachi ball.

he plays.......

a lot.

never go to the grocery store hungry....

i stopped by albertson's today ONLY to get milk and yogurt.....

ended up with 3 different flavors of wheat thins, all opened and snacked on before purchase.
took me 8 minutes to self check out, only to leave my change and have a nice guy chase after me with it.

had it not been for the wheat thins, i could have given that machine exact change.

damn wheat thins.

doubleu.tweet.eff..... doubleu.tweet.eff.

i am going to blog about this, instead of tweet, for 2 reasons.

reason 1: twitter only gives me 140 characters, not nearly enough.
reason 2: it's about 'someone', and that would hurt 'someones' feelings.

so i am going to blog about this tweet, but not without tweeting about this blog which really defeats the purpose of reason 2.

i had my first semi-super-fan-creeper-tweetie experience a few days ago, at the natural cafe. an old 'friend' (who shall remain nameless). so, ______ came up behind me while i ordered my usual, a caesar salad sub tahini dressing with a side of well done sauteed tofu, and says "hey dani, i thought i'd see you here"... i respond, "really, why?"... and he says, NO JOKE THIS EFF-WERD+ING HAPPENED, "twitter".

doublu.tweet.eff!!!!

from now on, no more tweeting about where i am. only about what i am eating.

today i had a half of a bagel with almond butter spread. it was uhhh-mazing.

see that was safe, didn't disclose my whereabouts, and under 140 characters.

please tweetgod, keep the creeptweeters away from me. and by that i mean.....


my followers fluctuate, i am usually around 91 or 95 followers.. i think that sometimes i offend baby ears on twitter with my sexual remarks towards @johncmayer.

hey, you can't make everyone happy.

dear member's only jacket....

i don't want to come off too strong.
but.
if you had a face.
i would sit on it.

death to facebook

12:10 - lurk ex-boyfriends facebook.

12:11 - find out that he is still with her.

12:13 - say out loud. damn being the starter girlfriend strait to hell. strait to hell.

12:15 - realize, he was the starter boyfriend.

12:16 - realize, boy does he have it rough being MY starter boyfriend.

the list of craig.

who is craig? easy, craig newmark, started the service in 1996 in san fran. started out as an e-mail list to his closest friends about local events. now, in nearly every city in the world you can find the following:

large breed dogs for adoption
sexual partners (m/m, f/f, m/f, which ever you prefer)
futon's (if looking for ones without flipper babies living in the seams, stay away from the futons listed under the 'free stuff')
concert tickets
jobs
gigs (which i thought were jobs, but... apparently not)

i for one, love the list of craig..
the people who spend all day lurking and flagging with nothing else to do, not so much...

but, what does that say about me? very very little.

and i leave you now, why you ask?
because in the 2 minutes that it took to write this, something new might be up on the never ending list of craig, also known as, craigslist.com.